🎤 1: Suno
Think of Suno as the ChatGPT of music. It’s fast, focused on catchy rhythms and cranks out songs that sound like they could actually hit the radio.
• The vibe: Perfect for humor, storytelling and clever lyrics.
• Best for: Comedy gold, like a country song about your husband’s snoring or a breakup ballad about slow Wi-Fi.
• Standout: It nails rhymes and structure, and the songs are toe-tapping fun.
🎧 2: ElevenLabs Music
You know ElevenLabs for its amazingly realistic voice AI, and now they’ve stepped into music. And it shows.
• The vibe: Smooth, clean, polished, like it came out of a professional studio.
• Best for: Serious musicians or anyone making instrumental scores, film trailers or atmospheric soundtracks.
• Standout: Crisp instrumentals and higher audio quality than Suno.
🎶 How they work
No instruments. No app downloads. You type your idea and hit go.
• “A ’90s boy band song about driving to see dad”
• “A heavy metal anthem about assembling IKEA furniture”
• “A soft acoustic ballad about 25 years of marriage and still choosing each other”
• “An inspiration tune for someone having a hard time”
• “A Christmas song with these memories”
💡 Pro tip: Use ChatGPT or Gemini to generate the lyrics. Then copy and paste those right into Suno or ElevenLabs Music.
Both give you a handful of free songs, about a minute long. If you want longer tracks (two to four minutes), the ability to combine clips and rights to use the music commercially, you’ll need to upgrade.
🐾 Click here to watch the video I made of Bella with the tune from Suno. Give it a like, too. That will tell YouTube’s algorithms to show it to more people.
Joke of the Day
From: Jose.Alvarez@aibins.com
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2001 10:43 PM
To: humrod@telocity.com
Subject: FW: Happy Halloween
Subject: FW: Happy Halloween
A couple was invited to a swanky masked
Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but
she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed,
and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he
took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly
for one hour, awakened without pain. As it was still early, she decided
to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was,
she thought she would have some fun watching him to see how he acted
when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her
husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
woman he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
wife sidled up to him. As a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just
arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was
her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had sex. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away
and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for
his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and she asked
how the party was. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so
we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you...
the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a really good time!"
Thought of the Day
Public servants say, always with the best of intentions, 'What greater service we could render if only we had a little more money and a little more power.' But the truth is that outside of its legitimate function, government does nothing as well or as economically as the private sector.
-- Ronald Reagan - (1911-2004) 40th US President
