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🎤 1: Suno Think of Suno as the ChatGPT of music. It’s fast, focused on catchy rhythms and cranks out songs that sound like they could actually hit the radio. • The vibe: Perfect for humor, storytelling and clever lyrics. • Best for: Comedy gold, like a country song about your husband’s snoring or a breakup ballad about slow Wi-Fi. • Standout: It nails rhymes and structure, and the songs are toe-tapping fun. 🎧 2: ElevenLabs Music You know ElevenLabs for its amazingly realistic voice AI, and now they’ve stepped into music. And it shows. • The vibe: Smooth, clean, polished, like it came out of a professional studio. • Best for: Serious musicians or anyone making instrumental scores, film trailers or atmospheric soundtracks. • Standout: Crisp instrumentals and higher audio quality than Suno. 🎶 How they work No instruments. No app downloads. You type your idea and hit go. • “A ’90s boy band song about driving to see dad” • “A heavy metal anthem about assembling IKEA furniture” • “A soft acoustic ballad about 25 years of marriage and still choosing each other” • “An inspiration tune for someone having a hard time” • “A Christmas song with these memories” 💡 Pro tip: Use ChatGPT or Gemini to generate the lyrics. Then copy and paste those right into Suno or ElevenLabs Music. Both give you a handful of free songs, about a minute long. If you want longer tracks (two to four minutes), the ability to combine clips and rights to use the music commercially, you’ll need to upgrade. 🐾 Click here to watch the video I made of Bella with the tune from Suno. Give it a like, too. That will tell YouTube’s algorithms to show it to more people.

Joke of the Day

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet
dachshund along for company. One day the dachshund starts chasing
butterflies
and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about
he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious
intention of having lunch.

The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some
bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the
bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to
leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I
wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror
comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard.
"That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree
figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection
from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the
leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop
on
my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
thinks, What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits
down
with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet
.................... and just when they get close enough to hear, the
dachshund says, "Where's that monkey? I sent him off over half an hour ago
to
bring me another leopard."

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Jerry Winter 

Thought of the Day


Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. 
-Mark Twain